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• A relationship is like a shark - it has to keep moving forward or it dies.
  Well, what we have on our hands here is a dead shark. -- Woody Alle...
• Well now, the shark could eat you ... or you could eat the shark.
• In America today ... we have Woody Allen, whose humor has become so sophisticated that nobody gets it any more except Mia Farrow.
  All those who think Mia Farrow should go back to making movies where the devil gets her pregnant and Woody Allen should go back to dressing up as a human sperm, please raise your hands....
• In America today ... we have Woody Allen, whose humor has become so sophisticated that nobody gets it any more except Mia Farrow.
  All those who think Mia Farrow should go back to making movies where the devil gets her pregnant and Woody Allen should go back to dressing up as a human sperm, please raise your hands....
• I don't think I could take a mellow evening because I don't respond well to mellow.
  You know what I mean? I have a tendency to--if I get too mellow--I ripen and then rot....
• Ross: You think?! God, I, ah, I'm in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do?
  Rachel's all like, "I love you and, and let's work on this....
• You think you're God!" "Well, I gotta model myself after somebody!" -- Woody Allen, "Manhatta
• Bart: I'm outta here. Skinny, Krabby, catch ya later.
  Skinner: Uh, hold on, Bart. May we have a word with you?...