A little Prozac and a polo mallet.
-- Woody Allen
-- Woody Allen
Related:
- Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year
and spends very little on office supplies.
-- Woody Alle... - Eighty percent of success is showing up. -- Woody Alle
- I am at two with nature. -- Woody Alle
- Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. -- Woody Alle
- Nothing works...and nobody cares. -- Woody Alle
- Showing up is 80 percent of life. -- Woody Alle
- Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. -- Woody Alle
- The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty. -- Woody Alle
- This is more exciting than Woody Allen on Valium.

