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• How many American college football players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but he gets 3 hours of credit for it. (or the Heisman, if Barry Switzer can get enough Alumni support for it) Note...
• Never try to walk across a river just because it has an average depth of four feet.
  -- Martin Friedma...
• It is a foolish man who tests the depth of the river with both feet at the same time.
  Often this person tests just one river....
• No one test the depth of a river with both feet.
• Bob Morgan reminds me of London - Always in a fog.
• A man can drown and do it easily in a stream whose average depth is a mere seven inches.
• Quote #331 "In the space of one hundred and seventy-six years the Lower Mississippi has shortened itself two hundred and forty-two miles.
  That is an average of a trifle over one mile and a third per year....
• The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
  -- Lou Holtz (American football coach)...
• Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand.
  -- Duffy Daugherty , football coach and sports analyst`...