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• How many American college football players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but he gets 3 hours of credit for it. (or the Heisman, if Barry Switzer can get enough Alumni support for it) Note...
• The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
  -- Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analy...
• When you throw dirt, you lose ground. -- Steve Sloan, former Texas Tech University football coach
• When the camera isolates on a male athlete, he will either spit, pick or scratch.
  -- WAGNER'S LAW OF SPORTS TV...
• ambimouseterous /am-b*-mows'ter-us/ or /am-b*-mows'trus/ adj.
  [modeled on ambidextrous] Able to use a mouse with either hand....
• I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside.
  I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said....
• Q: How many college football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: Only one, but he gets three credits for it....
• Texas A&M football coach Jackie Sherrill went to the office of the Dean of Academics because he was concerned about his players' mental abilities.
  "My players are just too stupid for me to deal with them", he told the unbelieving dean....
• Statistics always reminds me of the fellow who drowned in a river whose average depth was only three feet.
  -- Woody Hayes, Ohio State Football Coach...