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• Michael: Hi. I'm Michael Jackson, from The Jacksons.
  Homer: I'm Homer Simpson, from the Simpsons. Stark Raving Dad...
• Careful, men. He wets his pants. -- Smithers' instructions to security, "Stark Raving Dad
• Joe's Crematorium. You kill 'em, we grill 'em. -- Bart answers the phone, "Stark Raving Dad
• Bart: Hey, Mom! Dad's in a mental institution! Marge
  Oh, my God... Mother was right! -- "Stark Raving Dad...
• Joe's Taxidermy. You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em. -- Bart answers the phone, "Stark Raving Dad
• Marge: Bye-bye, Leon. Lisa: You're a credit to dementia! -- "Stark Raving Dad
• Man: Hello? Who's this? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
  Man: I'm Michael Jackson. -- Bart answers the phone, "Stark Raving Dad...
• Lisa: [wakes up Bart] Bart: Lisa! It's 6am! Something's wrong.
  Dad died! Lisa: No no, he's fine! Bart: Well, whaddya know, I'm relieved. -- "Stark Raving Dad...
• Marge: Bart, I asked you to watch your sister [Maggie].
  Bart: I tried to stop her, but she overpowered me! -- A likely story, "Stark Raving Dad...