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• Spare yourself many hard falls; don't jump to conclusions.
• Throw yourself on the ice, so I don't have to get a penalty!
• An example of hard water is ice.
• The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. -- Martin Mull
• If law school is so hard to get through, how come there are so many lawyers? -- Calvin Trilli
• A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself. -- Don Marqui
• Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
• Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....