A Phone Call Costs Less Than You Think. Soon It'll Cost More Than You Believe.

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• You are getting old if you can remember when Ethyl gas cost more because lead was added to the gas.
  Now, leaded gas costs less than regular gas. It is enough to make you fume!...
• The only promotion rules I can think of are that a sense of shame is to be avoided at all costs and there is never any reason for a hustler to be less cunning than more virtuous men.
  Oh yes ... whenever you think you've got something really great, add ten per cent more....
• The information you can obtain costs more than you want to pay!
• You may be redneck... if your truck costs more than your house.
• If it's advertised for "less than $100," you can bet it will cost $
  99.95. -- McGowan's Madison Avenue Axiom...
• Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you need. -- Kahlil Gibra
• Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought. -- Murphy's Law No. 22
• Good things cost less than bad ones.
• The cost of liberty is less than the price of oppression.