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• I got an HT for my wife... Good trade!
• I got this computer for my wife... WHAT A TRADE!
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• I got a used gun for my wife, pretty good trade , huh ?
• I just got my wife some transportation.....great broom!
• I 've lost a day!"--the prince who nobly cried, Had been an emperor without his crown.
  -- Edward Young (1684-1765) - Night Thoughts, Night ii, Line 99...
• Who needs a real life when I have a modem?
• Who needs drugs? I go broke buying Sci-Fi!