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• How many sopranos -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One hundred. One to do it, and ninety-nine to discuss how it was really too high for her....
• Good sopranos and tenors have resonance -- where others have brains.
• Policemen are soldiers who act alone; soldiers are policemen who act in unison.
• Opera: I like it, except for all those howling sopranos and caterwauling tenors.
  (Why can't tenors sing like men?) -- Edward Abbey...
• There can be no regulation in the Minds nor in the Hearts of Women, unless their temperament is in unison with it.
  -- Francois Duc de la Rochefoucauld...
• The world is not to be put in order, the world is order incarnate.
  It is for us to put ourselves in unison with this order. -- Henry Mille...
• How many sopranos -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to climb up the ladder, one to kick the ladder out from under her and a third to say, "I knew that was too high for _you_ dear....
• Why the critics, like a flock of ducks, always move in perfect uniso
  Their authority with the public depends upon an appearance of unanimous agreement....
• How many VMS heads -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  All of them, and they will all scream at you in unison and tell you that the only light bulb you can use is a 100-watt soft white but you can use any 100-watt soft white as long as it's manufactured by DEC....