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• Opera: I like it, except for all those howling sopranos and caterwauling tenors.
  (Why can't tenors sing like men?) -- Edward Abbey...
• A good man can be stupid and still be good. But a bad man must have brains.
  -- Maxim Gorky (1868-1936)...
• How many tenors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three - One to do it and two to stand there and tell each other how they could have done it better....
• Where mind and spirit come together and have a real good time.
• A home is the place where part of the family waits until the others have returned with the car.
• Feed yourself and feed others. Then, if you have to say good -- bye, it won't matter.
  You will have shared love. -- Jeanne Moreau...
• If brains were bird droppings, he'd have a clean cage.
• If brains were cotton, he wouldn't have enough to Kotex a flea.