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Sometimes you're the windshield - sometimes the bug,
Sometimes you're the Louisville Slugger - sometimes the ball.
-- Mark Knopfler
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Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes the shaft.
Baseball is a simple game. You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball.
Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains. -- Nuke LaLouche...
And sometimes the bear eats you.
Prozac: Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
Sometimes you get beer, sometimes beer gets you.
You have to be cheerful sometimes, you know.
Sometimes the things you most wish for are not to be touched. -- Into the Wood
Sometimes when you fill a vacuum it still sucks!
Sometimes you have to be a harsh cookie editor. -- Karl
