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• What do you call a short psychic who escapes from prison? A small medium at large.
• Sometimes what a person escapes to is worse than what they escapes from.
• The writing on the wall usually means there's at least one small child in the family.
• Cereal killer escapes -- Trix police!
• My logic escapes me at the mome
• If a small child asks you where rain comes from, I think a reasonable response is simply that "God is crying.
  And, if he asks you why God is crying, the only possible answer is "Probably because of something you did....
• The main difference between a child and parent is that when a child feels like he or she should run away from home, the child says this out loud.
• WE'RE GOING TO THROW THE MX AWAY AFTER WE BUILD IT.
  The MX is really [Don't tell anybody!] just a "bargaining chip" in the nuclear-arms- reduction talks with the Russians....
• WE'RE GOING TO THROW THE MX AWAY AFTER WE BUILD IT.
  The MX is really [Don't tell anybody!] just a bargaining chip in the nuclear-arms- reduction talks with the Russians....