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• When the lights are out...all women are beautiful.
• Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.
  But beautiful women don't need to know about men. It's the men who have to know about beautiful women....
• Every man feels instinctively that all the beautiful sentiments in the world weigh less than a single lovely action.
  -- James Russell Lowell (1819-1891) -- Rousseau and the Sentimentali...
• The baby is just beautiful!
• Isn't this a beautiful day! Just watch some bastard louse it up.
• Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.
  -- Jonathan Winters in "The Twilight Zone...
• If women weren't so stupid, they wouldn't have to be beautiful.
• All heiresses are beautiful. -- John Dryde
• We are all born equal... just some of us are more equal than others.