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• COLLEGE: The fountains of knowledge, where everyone goes to drink.
• College is a fountain of knowledge...and the students are there to drink.
• Finally! The great taste of Worcestershire Sauce in a soft drink.
  Ah..."Steakie"! -- A TV commercial, "Homer Goes to College...
• The breath of the man who loves and the woman who loves goes to fill the water trough where the spirit horses drink.
  -- Robert Bly...
• An ignorant maid of Durango Wasn't told where to make a man's wang go, But she garnered this knowledge Her first night in college With a sigh you could play as a tango.
• A tagline goes where?
• Is This Where a "Tagline" Goes?
• A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. -- Theodore Roosevel
• Homer: [spiking the punch] Heh heh, I'll be a campus hero.
  [Another student tastes the punch and spits it out] Stude...