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• Some people brag that they need only 5 hours of sleep in bed each night.
  They may be correct, since there are more and more who sleep in the chair while watching the thrills of the current TV season....
• There are a good number of people who watch delayed action football games on television.
  Already, before they watch, they know who is going to win....
• I'll take 'Things Only People on Jeopardy Know' for 200, Alex. -SLR
• Spam now comes in four varieties, including Spam Light!
  Truly, life is wonderful.. -- Things You Really Need to Know Departme...
• In 1987 approximately 100,000 people had a total of about 25 tons of fat liposuctioned from their bodies.
  This is enough body to make 325 more people. However, they would really be in bad shape physically....
• In many countries it is now possible to turn on the television and view government at work.
  Watching these proceedings can help people understand the issues that affect their lives....
• More things change, the more you need alterations.
• The less some people know the more eager they are to tell you about it.
• You know, sometimes even <I'd> rather be watching football.
  .. -- God chats with Homer about missing church on Sunday, "Homer the Heretic...