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• Are you getting sick and tired of people saying some nerdy thing to you like
  Have a nice day!" Sometimes people say this to me while wishing that if I die, I do it on cheap embalming fluid....
• Share some with me, you guys are being too shellfish!
• Would you like to have some pizza with that sausage?
• Bart: All right! Snow day. No school tomorrow! [throws his schoolbook on the fire] Lisa
  That doesn't mean you don't have to do your book report....
• Marge: I'm sorry I had to arrest you, Homer, but what I did was right.
  Some day when you really need it you'll be happy there are dedicated cops like me out there....
• I fear you must blame your own perverse urges. -- Picard
• TV, have you turned on me, too? -- Homer, "Duffle
• Burns: Bart, I know you children see me as some sort of "booger man", but I'm really not such a bad dude.
  Oh, your milk's gone cold -- I'll ring for the maid....
• Homer: Ah, there's nothing like rising with the sun for a quiet, peaceful dip in your very own pool.
  [cheers, dives in] [comes up covered in algae, yells and sputters] [Lisa walks out] Lisa, the Blob has got me!...