Bart: All right! Snow day. No school tomorrow! [throws his
schoolbook on the fire]
Lisa: That doesn't mean you don't have to do your book report.
What if the weatherman is wrong?
Bart: Lisa, that man is a professional meteorologist.
Weatherman: Kent, I'd like to remind everybody to come down and watch me
at the Springfield Laff'N'Brew, and burgers and fries this
Saturday. The forecast calls for a 75% chance of hilarity!
Homer: I like those odds...
-- Professional barbequer too, "Lisa on Ice"
schoolbook on the fire]
Lisa: That doesn't mean you don't have to do your book report.
What if the weatherman is wrong?
Bart: Lisa, that man is a professional meteorologist.
Weatherman: Kent, I'd like to remind everybody to come down and watch me
at the Springfield Laff'N'Brew, and burgers and fries this
Saturday. The forecast calls for a 75% chance of hilarity!
Homer: I like those odds...
-- Professional barbequer too, "Lisa on Ice"
Related:
- Announcer: It's "Channel Six Action News."
[several explosions are shown]
Bart:
Ah, Action News. The last place an impressionable... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: Let me give my special little winner a big, _big_ hug.
Lisa: [tired] Ma, I think I'm all hugged out, heh.... - Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker!
Lisa:
[holding secure her box of cupcakes] Tell me more!... - Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all... - Marge: This one's a good choice, and it's not too smutty.
It's a book on tape by Paul Harvey, you know... - Grandma: I saw all your awards, Lisa. They're mighty impressive.
Lisa: Aw, I just keep them out to bug Bart, heh. Grandma... - Apu: We're having our best season ever. And I would like to say
that it is because of teamwork.
gee, who am I kidding, huh? It's all because... - Homer: What's wrong, honey?
Lisa: There's something troubling me,
dad, but I don't think I can tell you because...
