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• Some day you too will have urges like me.
• Sally: C'mon, Ted, all I'm asking you to do is share your feelings with me.
  Ted: ALL? Do you realize what you're asking? Men aren't trained to share....
• You guys are making fun of me, aren't you? -- ? -- Buckaroo Banzai
• As many of you know, I am taking a class here at UNC on Personality.
  One of the tests to determine personality in our book was so incredibly useful and interesting, I just had to share it....
• Bart: Oh, hey! That's Mom. She's happy again! [runs to the yard] [perturbed] You guys made a snowman family?
  Homer: Check it out, boy: it's like looking into a living snow mirror....
• It always does seem to me that I am doing more work than I should do.
  It is not that I object to the work, mind you; I like work...
• You notice that after Ginzburg admitted he had tried marijuana everyone got in line to admit it, too.
  But you also notice they all said they "experimented" with marijuana....
• Come live with me and be my love, And we will some new pleasures prove Of golden sands and crystal brooks With silken lines, and silver hooks.
  There's nothing that I wouldn't do If you would be my POSSLQ....
• Is that you reading me, or is that me being written?