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Share some with me, you guys are being too shellfish!
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Some day you too will have urges like me.
Sally: C'mon, Ted, all I'm asking you to do is share your feelings with me.
Ted: ALL? Do you realize what you're asking? Men aren't trained to share....
You guys are making fun of me, aren't you? -- ? -- Buckaroo Banzai
As many of you know, I am taking a class here at UNC on Personality.
One of the tests to determine personality in our book was so incredibly useful and interesting, I just had to share it....
Bart: Oh, hey! That's Mom. She's happy again! [runs to the yard] [perturbed] You guys made a snowman family?
Homer: Check it out, boy: it's like looking into a living snow mirror....
It always does seem to me that I am doing more work than I should do.
It is not that I object to the work, mind you; I like work...
You notice that after Ginzburg admitted he had tried marijuana everyone got in line to admit it, too.
But you also notice they all said they "experimented" with marijuana....
Come live with me and be my love, And we will some new pleasures prove Of golden sands and crystal brooks With silken lines, and silver hooks.
There's nothing that I wouldn't do If you would be my POSSLQ....
Is that you reading me, or is that me being written?