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• Hobbes, I guess we learned a valuable lesson from the duplicating mess.
  .. and that is, um...it's that, well...Okay, so we didn't learn any big lesson....
• My mother wants grandchildren, so I said, "Mom, go for it!" -- Sue Murphy
• I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't.
  So I grew hair under my arms instead. -- Sue Kolinsky...
• If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don't think it would be a good idea to say, "I swallowed it.
  So sue me." -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• If I shot myself, my ex would sue me for the bullet.
• and Doc Holliday ends up in the front row of a Led Zeppelin concert.
  .." "So THIS is hell." -- From HONKEYTONK SUE...
• Actually, I just got those from a book I read last week... "Sue Me".
• Cthulhu loves me, this I know; the Necronomicon told me so.