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• It's time once again to "ask Dr. Science"! Remember, he knows MORE than you do.
• So I invented diet shampoo! -- Mystery Science Theatre 3000
• The world is full of fatheads... -- Mystery Science Theatre 3000
• Daddy, Daddy, make Santa Claus go away! I can't, so
  he's grown too powerful. HO HO HO!...
• He learned almost too late that man is a _feeling_ creature... -- Mystery Science Theatre 3000
• Remember, there's more to life than science fiction, but not much
• No, I don't have a graduate degree - why do you ask?
• Ah, excuse me, Death? Where is thy sting? -- Mystery Science Theatre 3000
• Troi: "So how much do you remember?" Barclay: "I, I, I remember doing everything.
  I just don't remember how or why!" -- "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44721.9...