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• Why can you never buy a bottle of shampoo without 25 percent extra in it?
• There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
  -- Don Herold...
• Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free?
• So I invented diet shampoo! -- Mystery Science Theatre 3000
• Quote #528 "You are a true believer. Blessings of the State
  blessings of the masses. Thou art a subject of the Divine, created in the image of Man, by the masses, for the masses....
• Have you tried "Warluck" yet?
• You have the Pyrrhic dance as yet, Where is the Pyrrhic phalanx gone?
  Of two such lessons, why forget The nobler and the manlier one?...
• Did you hear that Sinead O'Connor is coming out with a new shampoo? It's a roll-on.