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• For those of you how have been looking for evidence that a working version of "Star Wars" can be built, consider the following proof offered by Caspar Weinberge
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• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
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• Ernest asks Frank how long he has been working for the company.
  "Ever since they threatened to fire me....
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  cat yellowpages | grep pizza | grep carryout | more...
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  Who had this cat met that it was comparing me to? The maid?...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you have a photo of your SO taped to the corner of your screen and you get comments from passers-by like "Hey, neat GIF", and "_How_ many colors?
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you're awakened by your SO and all you can think of
  in that muddied half- conscious state before becoming fully awake, is something having to do with male and female serial connectors and how the baud rates have to be synchronized....