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• Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.
• Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy.
• Doing a little work around the house. I put fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall, just so I'd be the only one who knew.
  People come over and I'm gonna say, "Go ahead, touch it...it feels real." -- Steven Wrigh...
• As a grown person, you should know better than to go around advising people.
• She was so fat that if you fly around her you lose a day...
• Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
• I'd rather go to work than sit outside.
• People would rather watch things than eat.
• JOM: Jump Over Moo