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• Some people think of wizards as nothing more than men in pointy hats who like to go around turning people into toads.
  Nothing could be farther from the truth. Perhaps wizards should come together and agree on a saying or two to better humanize their professio...
• So fat that people jump over him rather than go around.
• A child hasn't a grown-up person's appetite for affection.
  A little of it goes a long way with them; and they like a good imitation of it better than the real thing, as every nurse knows....
• Better the devil you know than none at all.
• Writers, composers, entertainers and such know an awful truth
  it is easier to please a million people you don't know than to please one person you do know....
• This is where the bloodthirsty license agreement is supposed to go
  explaining that Interactive Easyflow is a copyrighted package licensed for use by a single person, and sternly warning you not to pirate copies of it and explaining, in detail, the gory consequences if you do....
• That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
  -- William J.H. Boetcke...
• The people around you will finally know peace and happiness... when you're dead!