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• JOM: Jump Out of Memory
• JFM: Jump on Full Moo
• JSOR: Jump Somewhere Over Rainbow
• So fat that people jump over him rather than go around.
• Still on crutches, old man?" "Yes, I'll never jump over the net at table tennis again.
• The preeminence of a learned man over a worshiper is equal to the preeminence of the moon, at the night of the full moon, over all the stars.
  Verily, the learned men are the heirs of the Prophets. -- A tradition attributed to Muhammad...
• Yo momma so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
• If it swells, jump it.
• Nine years of ballet, asshole.