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• With features like these, who needs bugs? -- Henry Spence
• MSDOS is not dead, it just smells that way. -- Henry Spence
• Quote #33 The 9th Commandment for C Programmers (Annotated
  Henry Spencer) states thus: IX Thy external identifiers shall be unique in the first six characters, though this harsh discipline be irksome and the years of its necessity stretch before thee seemingly without end, lest thou tear thy hair out and go mad on that fateful day when thou desirest to make thy program run on an old system....
• A bit of tolerance is worth a megabyte of flaming." -- Henry Spencer, henry@zoo.toronto.edu
• If you lie to the compiler, it will get its revenge. -- Henry Spence
• Mir" means "peace", as in "the war is over; we've won". -- Henry Spence
• MS-DOS isn't dead, it just smells that way. -- Henry Spence
• Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly. -- Henry Spence
• Intel CPUs are not defective, they just act that way. -- Henry Spence