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• Announcer: ... But order now. Supply is limited. Home
  Gasp! Limited!?!? [frantically dials the phone] Do you have any of those microphones left?...
• How many lead singers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Get the drummer to do it....
• How many classical music singers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None - "Impossible. The altitude may put unnecessary strain on my vocal chords....
• Q: What do you call a principal female opera singer whose high C is lower than those of other principal female opera singers?
  A: A deep C diva....
• Acquire - A group of singers commonly found in churches.
• Brought to you by High-C, the beverage of Opera singers.
• How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers!