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• The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. -- Dolly Parto
• We've come a long way since the world was flat.
• Bob: You wanted to be Krusty's sidekick since you were five!
  What about the buffoon lessons, the four years at clown college....
• Oh, he [a big dog] hunts with papa," she said. "He says Don Carlos [the dog] is good for almost every kind of game.
  He went duck hunting one time and did real well at it....
• Vodka is the best way to cook potatoes. You get all the flavor of the potato and don't even have to put in your false teeth.
  -- Albert Engstrom...
• I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
• There are Several Ways to Beat the Heat of Summer: 1.
  Think Cool. Act Cool. Live in a Cave! 2. Don't listen to any weather programs or read forecasts in the paper....