Bob: You Wanted To Be Krusty's Sidekick Since You Were Five!
Bob: You wanted to be Krusty's sidekick since you were five! What
about the buffoon lessons, the four years at clown college.
Cecil: I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way.
-- "The Brother From Another Series"
Cecil: I'm framing you and I'm doing a really excellent job, too.
Bob: Wait a minute. This is all because I got to be Krusty's sidekick instead of you, isn't it?...
Bob: It's been ten years! We haven't spoken since the.
.. unpleasantness. Cecil: You mean Arthur Fiedler's wake?...
Bob: Well, I suppose I should ask you what you do if I'm to be working with you.
Cecil: _For_ me, Bob. _For_ me. I am Springfield's chief hydrological and hydrodynamical engineer....
Cecil: I forgot to mention, I'm planning to blow up the dam with you inside.
Bob: Well, obviously. -- "The Brother From Another Serie...
Cecil: At last I'm going to do what Bob never could.
Kill Bart Simpson! Bart: Throwing me off a dam?...
Bob: You do know I used to have a...problem with trying to kill people.
Cecil: Goodness! I had no idea! For you see, I have been on Mars for the past decade, in a cave with my eyes shut, and my fingers in my ears....
Cecil: When that pie hit your face, I saw my dreams explode in a burst of cream and crust.
But I suppose I should thank you. After all, it lead me to my true calling....
Lisa: Um, do you know what you're doing? Bob: Lisa, you don't spend ten years as a homicidal maniac without learning a few things about dynamite.
-- Or icepicks, "The Brother From Another Serie...
Krusty: What have you been doing with yourself, Bob?
Bob: Well, Krusty, as you may remember, after I tried to frame you for armed robbery, I tried to murder Selma Bouvier....