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• It is fast approaching the point where I don't want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job.
  -- Erma Bombeck...
• You can get ANYWHERE in ten minutes if you drive fast enough.
• You can get *anywhere* in ten minutes if you drive fast enough.
• We are going to have peace, and by golly, if necessary, I'll beat the stuffings out of anyone who says we are not going to have peace.
  Sometimes, when you want something bad enough, you just have to fight for it - that's the way it is with peace....
• Bite the hand that won't feed you fast enough. -- Cat Rule #2
• If you don't beat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
• 33mHz ain't fast enough
• Life is too short, but if you do it fast enough, you can live it one and a half times.
• To be free it is not enough to beat the system, one must beat the system every day.