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• At the Brown Bird meeting] Ross: [to the girl sitting next to him] Hi there.
  How many, how many ah, did you sell? Girl: I'm not gonna tell you!...
• Jessica: [walking up] You're _bad_, Bart Simpson. Ba
  [plaintive] No I'm not! I'm really -- Jessica: Yes you are....
• We were not idle when we were with you, nor did we eat anyone's food without paying for it.
  On the contrary, we worked night and day, laboring and toiling so that we would not be a burden to any of you....
• I'll have 10 chocolate sundaies." I have never seen anyone eat.
  ..10 chocolate sundaies. "I'm in a really bad mood and since I've never eaten before, I should be very hungry....
• Lisa: Gee, I never met anyone who's skipped a grade before.
  Alison: I'm surprised you haven't been skipped. You're obviously smart enough....
• I have never seen pessimism in a Company prospectus. -- Sir William Connor (Cassandra)
• Homer: Oh...I don't have a friend in the world. Moe
  [outside] Let us through! Barney: [outside] ...Homer's true friends!...
• SMILEY ;:-) really bad toupee
• Is there anyone who smiles without a mask?