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• I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. -- Joe E. Lewi
• He who never made a mistake never made a discovery. -- Samuel Smile
• Anyone who remembers the 60's...wasn't there.
• Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without the feminine ferment.
  Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex (the ugly ones included)....
• The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on. -- Jones' Law
• Jone's Law: The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
• Jones' Second Law: The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.