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• I've got some cocoa on the stove. Who wants imitation marshmallows?
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• COLLECTION OF SEX MANUALS -- library of congress.
• A good number of you who are reading this material have a library book that has been overdue since 1974.
  Please return it immediately if not sooner....
• The following appeared in a letter to the editor of a newspaper serving the villages of Castorville and Polluxton.
  "Both the villages of Castorville and Polluxton have experienced sharp declines in the numbers of residents who pay property taxes....
• Who loves a garden loves a greenhouse too.
  -- William Cowper (1731-1800) -- The Task, Book iii, The Garden, Line 566...
• Nitwit ideas are for emergencies. You use them when you've got nothing else to try.
  If they work, they go in the Book. Otherwise you follow the Book, which is largely a collection of nitwit ideas that worked....