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• BEATNIK CANNIBAL -- a man who eats three squares a day.
• Three good meals a day is bad living. -- Ben Frankli
• There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. -- L. M. Boyd
• I tried one of those new diet books, but when chapter three said I should make a trip to Three Mile Island for a meltdown, I ceased the whole idea.
• The next class is always three buildings away on a rainy day. -- M. M. Johnsto
• BREAKFAST The first of three major meals of the day
  breakfast for the average person will normally consist of a small to average amount of food, such as a medium serving of artichoke, followed by three slices of cow pie and orange juice, two boxes of Corn Flakes, ninety-seven unpeeled bananas, fifteen rashers of bacon, nineteen eggs, toast, and a sesame-seed bun....
• For Sale: Three canaries of undetermined sex.
• You will need three umbrellas: one to leave at the office, one to leave at home, and one to leave on the train.
  -- James L. Blankenship...
• A man who was loved by three hundred women singled me out to live with him.
  Why? I was the only one without a cat. -- Elayne Boosle...