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• You can't leave a shop through the back door: there ain't one!
• Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit":) Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, No one's here, no one's home, Leave a message, at the tone.
  Don't feel stupid, it's no big fuss, Leave a message, you can reach us....
• A commuter is one who never knows how a show comes out because he has to leave early to catch a train to get him back to the country in time to catch a train to bring him back to the city.
• The world is before you, and you need not take it or leave it as it was before you came in.
  -- James Baldwi...
• A gourmet restaurant in Cincinnati is one where you leave the tray on the table after you eat.
• CONSUL, n. In American politics, a person who having failed to secure and office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• I'm not at home today, and I might not be home tomorrow.
  So please leave a message after the tone. I didn't take a shower today, and I might not take one tomorrow....
• This is 234-3249, and no, it's not Pete's Pizzaria.
  It's not the Credit Union either, and no one named Pam lives here....
• The President and Mrs. Bush had to pass up a diplomatic reception for one of the new Ambassadors the other day.
  ...couldn't get anyone to stay with the Vice President....