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• Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one.
  -- L. M. Boyd...
• You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.
  Your no good brother-in-law is in hock $100 to a loan shark....
• The letters H, A, L are alphabetically adjacent to the letters I, B, M.
• H lp! S m b d st l ll th v w ls fr m m k yb rd!
• Moe: Sure, Homer, I can loan you all the money you need.
  However, since you have no collateral, I'm going to have to break your legs in advance....
• CONNECT 110?!? Help! I'm in s l o w m o t i o n !!
• GAT d-- -p+ c++(+++) l- u+(++) e++(*) m+ s-/+ n+ h f* g+ w+ t+ r+ !y
• He thought the formula for water was H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O, H-to-O.
• T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E