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• Specialization is for insects. -- Lazarus Long
• The early bird catches the worm' just shows that the worm should have stayed in bed.
  -- Lazarus Long, Time Enough For Love...
• Budget the luxuries first! Lazarus Long
• For women, "equality is a disaster." -- Lazarus Long
• Rub her feet. -- Lazarus Long
• Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny. -- Lazarus Long
• Waking a person unnecessarily should not be considered a capital crime.
  For a first offense, that is. -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• All men are created unequal. -- Lazarus Long
• Always store beer in a dark place. -- Lazarus Long