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Sex Is Low In Calories, And *oooh* That Aftertaste!
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Sex is low in calories, and *oooh* that aftertaste!
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Sex is low in calories, and *oooh* that aftertaste!
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Nerds having sex: "Oooh! Interface me!
Hollow chocolate has no calories.
Why is it that half the calories is twice the price?
A gourmet thinking calories is a tart looking at a clock.
Cucumbers have fewer calories. -- Cucumbers are Bette
Taglines: no calories or fat, but always hungry for more.
A mind is a terrible thing to ..OOOH a new video game!
