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• A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart that looks at her watch. -- James Beard
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you regularly sit up and stare at your (ringing (loudly!
  )) alarm clock thinking, "I can't shut it off because if I do the error message will scroll off the screen and then I won't be able to figure out what went wrong....
• What I like is when you're looking and thinking and looking and thinking.
  .. and suddenly you wake up. -- Hobbe...
• Hollow chocolate has no calories.
• Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder.
• Curtsey while you're thinking what to say. It saves time.
  -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-Gla...
• clock speed
• Sex is low in calories, and *oooh* that aftertaste!