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• The worst thing in the world next to anarchy is government.
• Modem sex, the next best thing to being there.
• Panties: not the best thing in the world, but next to it.
• Being average is being the best of the worst, or the worst of the best.
• Nothing is ever really lost, or can be lost. No birth, identity, form--no object of the world.
  Nor life, nor force, nor any visible thing...
• In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing.
  The worst thing you can do is nothing. -- Theodore Roosevel...
• It was the best of lines, it was the worst of lines.
• It was the best of taglines, it was the worst of taglines.
• The worst thing about censorship is [[[[[[[[[[.