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• Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
  .. -- Woody Alle...
• On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
  The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you....
• There are only two really important things in life
  1. Sex 2. (well it's not really that important) -- Woody Alle...
• Don't knock masturbation---it's sex with someone I love. -- Woody Alle
• Marriage is the death of hope." -- Woody Allen, "A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
• That's the most fun I've had without laughing. -- Woody Allen, on sex
• Is it better to be the lover or the loved one? Neither, if your cholesterol is over six hundred.
  By love, of course, I refer to romantic love -- the love between man and woman, rather than between mother and child, or a boy and his dog, or two headwaiters....
• Copulation: (n) sex between two consenting police.
• COPULATION -- sex between consenting police officers.