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• I came here to say that I do not recognize anyone's right to one minute of my life.
  Nor to any part of my energy. Nor to any achievement of mine....
• Sir, I beg you to reconsider. If not for your sanity, you haven't even considered the moral implications of your decision.
  You will be joining a society where you will be compelled to have sex with beautiful woman twice daily, on demand....
• Once at a dinner party when he was a young man, Winston Churchill, who at the time had a moustache, was seated next to an older woman.
  She said to him, "Young man, I care neither for your politics nor for your moustache....
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  -- Shecky Greene...
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  Ladies and gentlemen, the Ramones! Bu...
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• Marge: Here's your lemonade, and here's your beer. Ooh, you're such a vigorous young go-getter.
  When's your next coffee break? Homer: [lascivious] Any time I want....