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• Carpet layers do it on the floor.
• When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty.
  ' -- Theodore Roosevel...
• Do not spit on the floor --- it is forbidden to discuss politics in public!
• Go get the bard off the floor. We got some killing to do.
• For some reason the little Senators make us laugh.
• Off to one side a great many dwarves are sleeping on the floor, snoring loudly.
  A sign nearby reads: "Do not disturb the dwarves!...
• NHL News: Ottawa Senators get financial backing from Trojan Condoms!
• Senators are a prolific source of advice, and most of it is bad. -- Dean Acheso
• Note the many tobacco stains on the floor. Anyone can spit on the floor, even an idiot.
  Try your luck at spitting on the ceiling! Do not spit on the floor, unless you agree with line three....