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• Note the many tobacco stains on the floor. Anyone can spit on the floor, even an idiot.
  Try your luck at spitting on the ceiling! Do not spit on the floor, unless you agree with line three....
• Those who do not do politics will be done in by politics.
• Carpet layers do it on the floor.
• Senators do it on the floor.
• Toreador, oh, don't spit on the floor. Please use the cuspador.
  That's what it's for. -- Bart at the opera, "Bart the Geniu...
• There are three things I've learned not to discuss with people
  Religion, Politics, and the Great Pumpkin. -- Linus from PEANUTS...
• Your are courteous, diplomatic and affable and may find happiness in politics and public service.
• Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public.
  -- real standing law in New Mexico, United States of America...
• In Pocatello, Idaho, a law passed in 1912 provided that The carrying of concealed weapons is forbidden, unless same are exhibited to public view.