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• Say what you like about my bloody murderous government," I says, "but don't insult me poor bleedin' country.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• I die...I hope men will say of me that I did duty by my country.
  I think that's pretty unlikely, sir. If I were you I'd try for something a bit more realistic....
• When I have one foot in the grave I will tell the truth about women.
  I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me, and say, "Do what you like now....
• Still, no matter what Webster's says, to me a date is going out with a guy you like, and he opens the doors for me, and I comb my hair and try to be civilized.
  A date is planned out in advance, so you have plenty of time to get nervous about it....
• We are all ONE, say the gurus. Aye, I might agree--but one WHAT? -- Edward Abbey
• A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. -- Edward Abbey
• When I have one foot in the grave I will tell the truth about women.
  I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me, and say, "Do what you like now....
• Mind! I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there is particularly dead about a door-nail.
  I might have been inclined, myself, to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade....