Still, No Matter What Webster's Says, To Me A Date Is Going Out With A Guy You Like, And He Opens The Doors For Me, And I Comb My Hair And Try To Be Civilized.

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Still, no matter what Webster's says, to me a date is going out with a
guy you like, and he opens the doors for me, and I comb my hair and try
to be civilized. A date is planned out in advance, so you have plenty
of time to get nervous about it.
-- Thumper in alt.romance

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