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• Guns cause crime like seat belts cause accidents.
• Guns cause crime like wet streets cause rain.
• Arson may be someone's way of saying, "I don't like you.
• It is like saying that for the cause of peace, God and the Devil will have a high-level meeting.
  -- Rev. Carl McIntire, on Nixon's China trip...
• and thank you most of all for nuclear power, which has yet to cause a single proven fatality.
  At least in this country. Amen. -- Homer, saying grace, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• As it flies by it sounds like it is saying the word "MURDOC"!
• Honesta turpitudo est pro causa bona." (Crime is honest in a good cause.
  ) -- Publilius Syrus (1st cent. B.C.)...
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people. Now apply to smoking
  Cigarettes don't cause lung cancer; lungs do....
• Some scholars are like donkeys, they merely carry a lot of books. -- Folk saying