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Save yourself! Reboot in 5 seconds!
Your disk will self-destruct in 5 seconds.
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UNIX error: terminal will explode in 5 seconds. Please evacuate.
We all know Linux is great...it does infinite loops in 5 seconds. -- Linus Torvald
The best kind of humor is that which makes me laugh for 5 seconds and think for 10 minutes.
To Smokers: Look at all the money you save if you killed yourself now.
Burns: Oh, Simpson, can't you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?
[Abe's pants go down with a "boing"] Abe...
