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  You want me to be on the show? Krusty: It's just one line....
• The food that I like best- the food that makes me hungry just to think of- is very simple.
  When I cook I try never to get too far away from that kind of simplicity. -- Jeremiah Towe...
• Reality? Nope, not for me, ...It makes me laugh.
• This terminal will self destruct in 10 seconds.
• Save yourself! Reboot in 5 seconds!
• Humor is the best antidote to reality.
• That which does not kill me makes me smarter.
• Burns: Is it supposed to take this long? What's a good time for a mass evacuation of the entire plant?
  Smithers: Forty five seconds. Burns: And what's our time so far?...