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• Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen. -- Bob Edward
• What did you do in Russia before you were shot? -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
• Did you you know that Saturday Night Live's 'Waynes World' skit is the one number one most watched TV comedy in Russia ?
  NYET!...
• Colonel North, do you understand what we mean by the U.
  S.S.R.? Yes sir, it is a code name for Russia....
• An American tourist is visiting Russia, and he's talking with a Russian about the fact that not many people in Russia own cars.
  American: "I can't believe you don't have cars here!...
• We know we're in trouble when the most honest Clinton is Chelsea.
• We know we're in trouble when the most honest Clinton is Socks.
• Russia has the Moscow circus, we have Congress.
• Lenny: See, all along I've been telling Carl I'm married to a beauty queen.
  Now, he's coming over for dinner. Marge: Oh, Lenny, I'm sure he'll like your wife no matter what she looks like....